worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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