WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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