you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize