I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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