just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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