The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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