So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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