He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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