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Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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