Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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