I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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