I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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