i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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