Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Randomize
