It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I see more hoeing in ur future
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