My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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