Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Go christen that room with your naked body.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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