I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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