Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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