she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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