She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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