Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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