Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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