Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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