You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I forget how to act sober
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