You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
