shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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