Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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