So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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