Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
