doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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