Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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