What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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