Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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