ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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