Whod you bang
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i jhust puked up my retainher.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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