Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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