you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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