I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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