so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize
