oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
