Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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