quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He passed out mid-signature
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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