you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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