walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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