used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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