Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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