ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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