Soap is not a condiment
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I'm really busy with my period
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