oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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