who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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