so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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