When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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