Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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