I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
