Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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