We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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