Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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