lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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