Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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